September 7th, 2014

Барак Обама: Владимир Путин - редиска!, троллит меня по голосовой почте :(

Оригинал взят у komi_permyak в Барак Обама: Владимир Путин - редиска!, троллит меня по голосовой почте :(
Спасибо Магомедали Сулеймановичу Сулейманову (; за линк на истерику Обамы, что
Путин - редиска! троллит его по голосовой почте :)

Furious Obama Says Calls to Putin Going Straight to Voice Mail. By Andy Borowitz // The New Yorker. 02.09.2014.
Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for
Credit Photograph by Ron Sachs/Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what he called “a provocative and defiant act,” President Obama charged on Tuesday that Russian President Vladimir Putin has started letting his calls go directly to voice mail.
Speaking at the White House before this week’s NATO summit, a visibly furious Obama said that Putin’s new practice of letting his calls go straight to voice mail “hampers our ability to discuss the future of Ukraine and other important issues going forward.”
Having left dozens of voice mails for the Russian President, Obama said that he tried to reach him via e-mail on Monday night but received an out-of-office auto reply.
“Given what he has been up to in Ukraine over the past few weeks, I find it impossible believe he has been out of the office,” Obama said.
The President hinted that Putin’s failure to respond to his voice mails could result in additional sanctions and signaled that he did not intend to call the Russian President again. “I have left my last voice mail for him,” he said, adding that the last time he called Putin his mailbox was full.

President Obama and Vladimir Putin visit the Dr. Phil Show to try and settle their differences // The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. 24.04.2014.
Putin & Obama Go On "Dr. Phil" Show
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Putincize // Jimmy Kimmel Live. 06.06.2014.
The President was staying at a Marriott in Warsaw recently where someone secretly shot video of him working out in the hotel gym. There has been a surprising amount of criticism of this. The Secret Service is getting criticized and fitness experts have been criticizing Obama's form. He's even taking it on the chin from foreign leaders.

Obama, Putin Agree Never to Speak to Each Other Again. By Andy Borowitz // The New Yorker. 18.06.2014.
LOUGH ERNE, NORTHERN IRELAND (The Borowitz Report)—The G8 summit ended today on a constructive note, with President Obama and Russia’s Vladimir Putin reaching a broad agreement never to speak to each other again.
“It’s better this way,” said Mr. Obama, frostily standing in the general vicinity of Mr. Putin for the last time ever. “We truly despise each other.”
“I couldn’t agree more,” said Mr. Putin, looking as though he had just smelled something bad. “My hatred of this man knows no bounds.”
According to the agreement, economic coo"peration, cyber security, human rights, the war in Syria, and the New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s missing Super Bowl ring are among thirty-seven different topics that the two men will never again discuss.
Additionally, at all future summits, if either Mr. Obama or Mr. Putin enters a room the other man will be obligated to leave immediately.
The two men reached agreement on an unprecedented number of points, including never contacting each other via telephone or e-mail and keeping a minimum of five hundred feet away from each other’s residences.
After signing the agreement, the two men shook hands for the final time and scowled bitterly for photographers.

Obama Ukraine Address Cold Open - Saturday Night Live // Saturday Night Live. 09.03.2014.
President Obama discusses how the United States plans to deal with the crisis in Ukraine. He calls in a special guest to deliver a personal message to Russian President Vladimir Putin.

President Obama calls Vladimir Putin to discuss the situation in Ukraine // The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. 19.03.2014.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Obama & Putin Phone Conversation on "Tonight Show"
"Vlad, you invade Crimea! - No, no, no... Technically it is Crimea invades us!".

ГЕРР ЭКСЕЛЕНЦ! Служить будем вечно?!
Автор демотиватора: ВОРОБЬЁВ Александр Викторович, финансовый директор Центра стратегической конъюнктуры.
Крым - первая ласточка возвращения на Родину. Дальше все, кто решит вернуться в Русский мир, будут поддержаны всеми средствами и с любовью и уважением приняты в нашей русской евразийской большой семье.
Мы столько об этом мечтали в 1991-2014 годы, ради этого работали в аналитике, в политике, в востоковедении и географии, в журналистике...
Ассоциация приграничного сотрудничества И Центр стратегической конъюнктуры в полном своём составе от всей души благодарят нашего лидера Владимира Путина за Крым!
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Владимир Путин в подсознании Запада: ГЕРР ЭКСЕЛЕНЦ! Служить будем вечно?! Массовый психоз и групповая фантазия (по Ллойду Демозу) //, блог-книга Осьминог, Алексей Вишня "Политтехно" и ЖЖ коми-пермяк. 17.03.2014.

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